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Marriage Humor...Or Bulletin filler
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. -- Ann Bancroft
Any husband who says “My wife and I are completely equal partners
“ is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge." -- Bill Cosby
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. – Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. --Cindy Garner –
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.“ --Author Unknown
"I am not young enough to know everything." Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon Pearson
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." --- Margaret Thatcher
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." --- Marie Corelli
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." --- Zsa Gabor
"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." --Decca executive, 1962, after turning down the Beatles.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." --Ellen DeGeneres
The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary.~ Vidal Sassoon
 
We are always looking for more "Quotable Quotes".
PDG Brian Bowen (Betty)
(P) (03) 9438 2625
Email: brianbowen@gotalk.net.au
Rotary Club of Diamond Creek
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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